Long, longer, longest

Having just posted in the thread for one word book titles, how about a thread for long titles. Not counting the definite or indefinite article that a title might start with, and leaving out the non-fiction books that seem to consist of a whole paragraph on their own, let's see how many fiction book titles we can find with 5 or more words in the title.

In the Houses of the West by Christopher Burns
Midnight is a Lonely Place by Barbara Erskine
The Church of the Dead Girls by Stephen Dobyns
On Her Majesty's Secret Service by Ian Fleming
The Man With a Load of Mischief by Martha Grimes

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick
The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Douglas Adams
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
A Portrait of the Artist As a Young Man by James Joyce

All Fun and Games Until Somebody Loses an Eye by Christopher Brookmyre*
World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks
Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture by Douglas Coupland
Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Haruki Murakami
The Unbearable Lightness of Being in Aberystwyth by Malcolm Pryce

*Could've used 5 titles from Mr. Brookmyre's work but decided to spread it around a bit.

How the Garcia Girls lost their Accents Julia Alvarez

The Grass is always Greener over the Septic Tank Erma Bombeck

A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian Marina Lewycka

Because it is Bitter and Because it is my Heart Joyce Carol Oates

All of my Friends are Going to be Strangers Larry McMurtry

The Rose and the Ring, or, The History of Prince Giglio and Prince Bulbo: A Fireside Pantomime for Great and Small, by William Makepeace Thackeray
Lord Emsworth's Annotated Whiffle: The Care of the Pig,by Augustus Whiffle, by James Hogg
Isaac's Torah : concerning the life of Isaac Jacob Blumenfeld through two world wars, three concentration camps and five motherlands, by Angel Wagenstein
The Story of Venus and Tannhäuser: or Under the Hill, in which is set forth an exact account of the manner of state held by Madame Venus, Goddess and Meretrix, under the famous Hörselberg, and containing the Adventures of Tannhäuser in that place, his Repentance, his Journeying to Rome and Return to the Loving Mountain, by Aubrey Beardsley
Lay of Tsar Ivan Vassilyevich, his Young Oprichnik, and the Stouthearted Merchant Kalashnikov, by Mikhail Lermontov
Awful Disclosures of Maria Monk, or, The hidden secrets of a nuns life in a convent exposed. together with, The Cad

The problem with some of these very long titles is that they won't touchstone!

ACTS OF KING ARTHUR AND HIS NOBLE KNIGHTS by John Steinbeck
The Cat Who Walks Through Walls by Robert A. Heinlein
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court by Mark Twain
Date Me, Baby, One More time by Stephanie Rowe
Every Which Way But Dead by Kim Harrison
Give the Boys a Great Big Hand by Ed McBain
If I Die in a Combat Zone Box Me Up and Ship Me Home by Tim O'Brien
The Lord God Made Them All by James Heriott

Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet by Jamie Ford
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Pie Society by Mary Ann Shaffer
Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston
The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E.L. Konigsburg

The Cat Who Came for Christmas by Cleveland Amory
I am the Only Running Footman by Martha Grimes
Far From the Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy
For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway
At the Stroke of Madness by Alex Kava

Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less by Jeffrey Archer
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon
The Mirror Crack'd From Side to Side by Agatha Christie
Lord John and the Brotherhood of the Blade by Diana Gabaldon
The Number One Ladies Detective Agency by Alexander McCall Smith

I'm limiting myself to the 20th century, because those old timers could really work a title back in the day.

What Came Before He Shot Her, Elizabeth George
Pardon Me, You're Stepping on My Eyeball, Paul Zindel
So Long As You Both Shall Live, Ed McBain
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Judith Viorst
I Been in Sorrow's Kitchen and Licked Out All the Pots, Susan Straight

Jennifer, Hecate, MacBeth, William McKinley, and Me, Elizabeth by E. L. Konigsburg

The House with a Clock in Its Walls by John Bellairs

The Cat Who Could Read Backwards by Lilian Jackson Braun

Agatha Raisin and the Case of the Curious Curate by M.C. Beaton

How Droofus the Dragon Lost His Head by Bill Peet

One Hundred and One Dalmations by Dodie Smith
The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts by Louis de Bernieres
The Troublesome Offspring of Cardinal Guzman also by de Bernieres - he likes his long titles...
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Tea Time for the Traditionally Built by Alexander McCall Smith - another one who goes in for long titles

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Sweat of the Sun, Tears of the Moon
Same Sea as Every Summer
The Cafe on the Nile
A Long Fatal Love Chase

Who Was Changed and Who Was Dead by Barbara Comyns
Nothing Ever Happens on My Block by Ellen Raskin
The Singing Creek Where the Willows Grow
The Island of the Day Before by Umberto Eco
A great Big ugly Man Came Up and Tied His Horse to Me by Wallace Tripp

the Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
Bill, the Galactic hero on the planet of the Robot Slaves by Harry Harrison
Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review by Scott Adams
The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived by Robert Rankin
The Pirates! In an Adventure With Scientists by Gideon Defoe

Mad Men, Bad Girls and the Guerilla Knitters Institute by Maggie Groff
Five Little Peppers and How They Grew by Margaret Sidney
All the Light We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr
The All-Girl Filling Station's Last Reunion by Fannie Flagg
Return to the Little Coffee Shop of Kabul by Deborah Rodriguez

P.S. Longer Letter Later
by Ann M. Martin

The Longest Journey by E. M. Forster

The Longest Ride by Nicholas Sparks

Faith in a Long Shot by Joanna Campbell

Why Engineers Need to Grow a Long Tail; a primer on using new media . . . . .
by Bill Hammack

The Strange Death of Fiona Griffiths by Harry Bingham
The Silent World of Nicholas Quinn by Colin Dexter
The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin by David Nobbs
Hum if you Don't Know the Words by Bianca Marais
On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God by Louise Rennison

The Inquisitor's Tale: or, The Three Magical Children and Their Holy Dog by Adam Gidwitz
The Legend of the Seventh Virgin by Victoria Holt
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs
The War That Saved My Life by Kimberly Brubaker Bradley
Rump: The True Story of Rumpelstiltskin by Liesl Shurtliff

The Man who Killed Lincoln
by Philip Van Doren Stern

The Gorbachev Phenomenon: a Historical
Interpretation

The Man in the Iron Mask by Alexandre Dumas

After Many a Summer Dies the Swan
by Aldous Huxley

The Marble Man: Robert E. Lee and his Image
in American Society

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood-Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

I Managed Good but, boy, did They Play Bad
by Jim Bouton

Women: American Women in their own Words ed. by Mark Baker

One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night
by Christopher Brookmyre

Upside Down in the Middle of Nowhere
by Julie Lamana

The Great Leveler: Capitalism and Competition in the Court of Law
by Brett Christophers