Pick up lines

I think the subject title say's enough don't you?

Here's a pick up line:

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Supposedly, this worked quite a few times. Don't ask me.

Aww, I think that's sweet:

"Excuse me, are you from Tennesse? B/C you're the only ten I see."

"If I got a cent everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a cent."

Guy: "Can I have directions?"
Girl: "To where?"
Guy: "Your heart."

"You know when you're in love, when you can't fall asleep b/c finally your reality is better than your dreams."

Just a few =)

The last one is very romantic, I must admit that.

Yeah, it's sweet. I like the romantic/funny pick up lines, some are really disgusting.

Guy: "There seems to be something wrong with my phone."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "It doesn't have your number in it."

"Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you."

YEah, I was looking up pick up lines, and the first thing I thought was, "Guys try to get somewhere with this?"

Some are just plain vulgur.

I agree, and the innuendos are really not only gross but insulting. If a guy ever said one of those rude ones to me, I'd slap him and not care who was looking.

NICKY ARE YOU A MAN!!!!!! THOSE ARE SOME REAL GOOD PIC UP LINES!! AT LEAST I KNOW THAT STOE IS A GUY BUT ARE YOU? - LOL JK

Oh, that's mean Fely.

i was kidding.......

I am a girl .. as I said my friends always tell me pick up lines and I got most of them off the internet =D I could pass for a guy, I know so many LOLs.

i didnt meen it as an insult, but sort of as a complament because you know so many pick up lines. most of your pick up lines are really good to. You COULD pass as a guy with those pick up lines. i am sorry i didnt meen it in a bad way.

ohhhh, here is a rejection line: a guy just asked u for his number, and u say, "sure, its 1-800-BUZ OFF!" ohhhh. my friend said that to a guy once in front of our whole lunch table and we were all cracking up. actually, we were trying not to make him feel bad by stifling our laughter.

Oh, I'd laugh it off with you guys. Just as long as you don't offend me, I'd be ok.

An old favorite pick up line. . .
"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

Not that it would ever work, but it's fun to say to friends as a joke :)

THAT ONE IS FUNNY IN A PERVERTED WAY!!!!!! LOL!!!

Still got to say it's funny. I just tried that on one of my friends. They laughed thank goodness.

really? lol! so do you guys know any other ones? i am going to look some up! =)

um... no but i'm starting to think that thespian likes U nicky. OLALA!!!!

Please, we just good friends, right, Stoe?

I THOUGHT STOE LIKED CORNPUFF BUT WHATEVER! YOU KNOW THAT POEM HE WROTE HER EH EH

That was a joke, Fely, I wrote a romantic poem to Myra first =)

I AM NOT STUPID I WAS JOKEING THATS WHY ADDED " EH EH " XD

sorry nick sorry stoe. I was totaly jk

we know we are 2, at least i am what about you nick you are jokeing right?

I didn't call you stupid, Fely. I can't read minds.
What am I supposed to be joking about?

i know you didnt call me stupid =) that stoe has a crush on you or myra

Yeah, I said we're all just good friends =D

WOOOO`~

Woot woot :)

My friend always does that at random times. Once, he said it when I was drinking and I nearly choked to death =)

wow

Amazing, huh?

YEP

I think Stoe has a crush on Nicks too.
Oooh Lalala, much?

I YOUSED TO THINK SO BUT STOE AND MYRA ARENT ON TO MUCH ANYMORE

So what's this about me and Nicky?

No idea =)

R we dating now or something?

I have no clue as to what's happening around me!

Apparently, Jaymee & Supersam (Renesmee) think you like me.
igeorgiev thinks you like Myra.

That's what happens when there are too many girls and only one guy. Tell me, how do you survive the angst?

He's a tough cookie, that one :)
I would have cracked ages ago.
And ran away to find some guy friends to play soccer with or something.
But maybe since you guys are so nice that it's okay.

I'm in hs! Angst is everywhere! I think I grew a tough skin for it!

And I am a tough cookie!

And does anyone here like me? Instead of me liking everyone here?

WE ALL LOVE YOU STOE!

Of course we like you!!! I'm shocked you didn't know. You are a wonderful person! =D

YEP! WE LOVE/LIKE/LOVE/LIKE YOU STOE!

Duh Stoe, everyone is crushin' on you :)

Awwww! Shucks. Thanks for reminding me that you all love me!

your welcome!

Anytime you want! XD

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY. IDK WHY THOUGH.

Yipee, I'll be happy too!

YEP!

I am tired. But happy. I'm starting school REAAAALLLY soon and I'm so excited about it. Wish me luck in the ninth grade!

Good luck Nicky :)

Yeah, Good Luck!

Thank you. I'm sorry I keep rambling on about it =)

It's ok

wait you are starting school in winter? thats so cool! do you have school dureing summer? omg! good luck!

Fely...
Their seasons are different than ours.
Right now in Australia it is Summer.
And it will soon be Autumn.

oh... PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I KNEW THAT! ok not really. i am so forgetful that it is scary i forget to use my brain sometimes. :P

That's okay =) So basically, our season is opposite to yours. We have our biggest vacation in summer and little two-week breaks after each term. So we have a break every like two months and then a big seven week break at the end of the year. But I think your summer break is bigger, am I right?

yeah i think its bigger by a few weeks

Mine is twelve weeks, I think. But this year it's really short. Two weeks in June, the whole July, and two weeks in August.

okay that was awkward. u think that he likes my best online friend and then u think he likes me. weeeeeeeiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrd o_0 0_o

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO LOST AT THE MOMENT

I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND ONLINE, MYRA? YAYAYAYA! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND TOO! I LOVE YOU!

WE AR EBUDDIES!

HEHEHE! Yes, e-buddies! :)

he he

E-buddies is catchy!

Yupsie :) You guys (Fels, Bebe, Stoe, Alice, Myra, Sam ...) are my best e-buddies :) BEBFL (Best E-Buddies For Life)

Lol! Thx same here

Same here! Thank you!

:) Share the love.

I've always been sharing the love.

Me too *high five* :)

High five back at ya!

*sharing love and high fiving everyone*

I want to high five! -high five-

*high fives everyone while sharing the love* Phew. That was exhausting :P

Lol

what about me i want a hot five!

*high fives Fely* :)

high fives back happily

A hot high five.

diido. hot high fives for everybody.

:) Hot? LOL :)

Oh, wow. Once again, do I want to know?

idk do u?????lol

Hmmm, no thank you. :) Lol

AHHHHH!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH U NICKY!!!! just kidding nicky. lol ;)

i am lost in a puddle of water. rawr.

^ Me too. What is going on?

Wow Nicky, you've been typing in a very hyper way of speaking. It's kinda cute. hahaha

And I'm getting lost in all this bio work haha

i am upset :( i have SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much homework. and the thing that stincks is my english grade just dropped from a 96% to a 89% the teacher diddnt even add any grades!!!!!!! i am mad! i have like 2 b's both 89 and 88 % but i have only 1 high a. ugh . i will never get a cell phone!

Aww poor Fely :( I have sooo much hw!

95: That's me. Hyper :)
96: That sucks! I've got 98% in Maths and I'm not sure about the other subjects. I couldn't believe I got 98% in Maths, I've NEVER gotten an A in Maths. I usually gets Cs and I only got one B ever. So I am happy. That sucks about the cell phone too :( I couldn't live without mine.

My phone was almost confiscated a long while ago. I almost started crying because I have all of my friends numbers on there. And the thought almost scared me.

ur so lucky!!!! u have a cell! and niky u have a 98%! and me and alice have homework! i have like 10 projects due! i think i would rather sit on the floor for 3 days then have to go through it all!

Me too! The end of the quarter is next week, so we have all these tests and quizs and homework and projects! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

99: My phone was confiscated once last year and it wasn't even my fault. It was a touch screen and I leant on it and it started playing music. I was so embarrassed but everyone was so nice, they all coughed to cover up the music but the teacher heard anyway :(

101: I never have alot of stuff due. I do HEAPS of stuff in school and have only like 30 minutes of homework every second night. Everyone else is like scrambling around at school, trying to get work done but having 2 hours of homework anyway. I just don't get it. I always finish stuff and get good grades on them. I've gotten an A on everything this term so far. And I haven't been stressed once :)

Yay 4 ur grades! :) But ur lucky, sometimes I like to procrasinate.

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE TOMORROW!
hehe :)

LOL!!

I PROCRASTINATE WAAAAAAAAAAAY TO MUCH AT HOME. SOMETIMES I GET HOME LATE FROM SCHOOL AND THEN I WAIT TILL 11 TO DO HOMEWORK. IGH.

Yeah, me too.

LOL

107: I can't stand doing that (unless I forget) I just want it done and finished :)

109: That's just b/c you're pretty (judging from the easiness). Some unpretty people like me need pick up lines. Not that I've ever used them but I will need an arsenal full in the future :D

i gots one!

guy- is your dad a baker?
girl- no why?
guy- cause he made one cutie pie!

lol i found that one cute.

haha! LMAO!

totaly

Yeah. My phone went off twice in class. I always get calls from people from different states. It's so annoying. And I always get a call from this guy who is constantly asking "Is Frank there?" Oh, and a hispanic woman calls me once in a while asking "Rosa, is that you honey?"

I can't stand that

And I think I'm the king of procrastinators in this group

LOL! All hail King Procrasinator Stoe

113: LOL! That is adorable! :)

116: Silly prankers! The prank I always do is I pretend to be an Indian woman from eBay confirming your buying of a phone .. it's HILARIOUS! People get so uptight about it! :)

116: I also get calls from this Mexican man who is always asking for Gerrard or Mary Russo in a thick Spanish accent..
It's happened too many times to count..Now I just make other people answer hehe :)

It's creepy how people get your number!

True story.

LOL :) I wish Easter would be over! You can't go anywhere b/c everything is shut for the long weekend! GRRRRRR :D

Easter is tomorrow..
Which is really today..
Whatev.

Easter is today! Whatevs. That's what Kristen Stewart says. Lol :)

i like easter. it my secound fav. holiday 1st is christmas. i is eatin chips! HE HE. idk stoe i am pretty bad with procrastinateing. i could get home at 2 and have nothing to do all day and then the next day i do my homework at school xD

I love Christmas! Easter is boring - LOL :) I always do my homework when I'm supposed to! I have never gotten a note home that I haven't done my homework or a project or an assignment or whatever and I am very proud with myself! LOL, Fely, I had chips and gravy yesterday! YUM! :D

i want fries -.- they so yummeh! dude i need to cut down on da food xD i had a sandwhich, poptart, coffee all after dinner. which was an hour ago. igh. i like eggs though :)

^ You're having craving for eggs like Bella did in Breaking Dawn! I KNOW! I eat WAAAAAYYY too much! I'm having lunch soon, wonder what we're having ..

mssg 116: no i am. we have to do like 69 dialectical journal entries and i did them all on one night. some at school. hehee. i win. i usually end up doing my homework at lunch and then turning it in at the end of the day. i do like one question at night and the rest at school.
mssg 126: hey my birthday is close to easter that is mean!

oh u know what i hate is that when u are like hello? and they just hang up! i hate that its annoying! if i get the wrong # i say: oh im sorry i have the wrong number. im really sorry! i dont just hang up! golly!

LOL..
Do you have texting Myra?
AND FELY NEEDS TO GET A PHONE!!

130: I hate that too! There has this guy who kept on calling my house asking if Rocky was home and my dad got really fed up and said, "Sorry, Rocky's gone to China .. yes, he won't be back for a long time .. yes, China .. goodbye!" It was SOOOO funny. :D

Haha! I called one of my friends and sang this song about tacos, and said that her tacos were ready to be picked up. It was hilarious! Me and my friends prank a bunch of our friends, and were SOOOO random. :)

Mssg 131: yes i have texting but only 200 a month and yes fely does need to get a phone! do u have a phone, nicky? what about stoe?

133: LOL :D I love pranking friends. The person Leah and I prank the most is our friend Jon, he totally just plays along (probably knows it's us). We were "conducting a servey" and we asked him, "Do you have a girlfriend?" and he was like, "No ... why?" And Leah said with her Indian accent (we were Indian), "Okay, write down, ugly and possibly fat." It was THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER :D But it's not true, Jon is quite tall and he's got abs, he works out and he's pretty good-looking. Haha :)

134: I do but I already tried to text Alice and it just sent the text back to me. :(

AAAAAAAW! it b easier if i got aim :) texting on an oldy phion eaint easy

135- Hahahahah!

135- Hahahahah!

ermmmmmmmmm . . . im bored rite now and i am in the room with a very strange person . . . . i didnt know what else to do so i got on here dont say anything! argh!

lol! i just finished the sea of monsters in the olympian series and u guys should have seen me.......it was not a goood sight. you know how in series they usually have the first chapter of the next book at the end? well mine diddnt. and i went nuts...i was running in circles (no jokez) screaming, jumping, explaining to fast, getting ur-retarded- looks from my family i also got called a idiot :) i live in a line of readers so they just laugh at me, eons till tommorow. EONS!EONS! EONS I TELL U! argh.

what is tomorrow? omg i cant believe i actually forgot!!!!!!! tomorrow if the day that the fifth fablehaven comes out, isnt it? wow i cant believe i forgot! tell me that im a horrible person! tell me tell me now!

NO! NO! I WISH! the 5th in the lightening thief! series ma bob! the 5th fablehaven comes oput in 2010 around march. :((((((((((((( so FAR AWAY! wait i thought u hadnt read the 2nd 3rd and 4th books? the 4th was amazein!

I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT BOOK WAS COMING OUT!
Dang it...now I have to find money.

I STILL NEED TO READ THE FIRST ONE!!!

u have to! and fablehaven........cuz they rock fabelhavens 1 percy jackson 2 the first book in both isnt as good as the others but u have to read them. i need money too! i am so broke i make a broken leg look fine- my friends joke stupid but funny xD

That joke is so cute. And yeah. I'll look for it in the library at school, cuz I don't feel like buying any more books.

That's a cool joke. :D I have like fifteen bucks but then I won't on Monday b/c I'm going to the cinema with my friend Leah on Sunday so I will be broke again..DAMMIT! I just remembered I have to pay for a drama performance, arrrrgh, oh, well, I'll get ten dollars from my mummy. :)

Oh, cool, what movie are going to see?

ohn well i havent read the other ones before it i just was trying to get them all at once so i could make fewer trips to the bookstore cuz i am going to be taking a whole lot of books off my reading list this summer and adding a whole lot more i just have so much reading to do. we were supposed to start the hobbit on monday, but we havent even been assigned chapters yet! hey yall! the state robotics competition is on saturday! wish me luck and no calling me a nerd!

CRAP! excuse language but dahgsiushdbijhbvodfjbvidjb i have to read a school book and well they suck at our school and so yeah! i habv hw to do b on tommowow!!

byebye fely we luv u!

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.

( Curtesy of http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com )

haha you guys are funny... you kept me awake during geometry Xp elle.oh.elle

add?

add? huh that makes no scenens ..magagoo. yeah thats a word look it up!

add ME lol puh-lease!

add ME lol puh-lease!

Wow, that website seems really funny. I'm going to look it up later when I get home.

I just wet my pants. Can i jump in yours

eww! hahaha

do you work at subway? because ur iving me a footlong

If you were a elevator I would ride you up and down