Worrying news

I just read that consuming too much calcium can cause dementia. Cheese is loaded with calcium so I am starting to worry. Please monitor my posts and let me know if I start going crazy.

BTW, I think the little blue fridge elf who looks after my cheese has been stealing my Jarlsberg. If I catch him, he's history.

You need not worry! You may send all your cheese to me as I am already quite demented!

If he steals your cheese, feed him to the cat!

I'll watch you closely, darrow. So far you're in the clear. ;o)

Hey, I eat lots of cheese, and I'm, ummmm, uhhhh, errrr, hmmmm, okay I guess a rather poor example...