Jim Haynes (1)Critiques

This book is a collection of railway stories, all set in Australia, some of which, it is unclear if they are true, lol. However, whether they are true or not is not the point - the point is that they are amusing or interesting. The book includes three stories written by Henry Lawson and even one by Mark Twain, written on his visit to Australia. This is a well written and thoroughly enjoyable book.

Peons of, deserved, praise from all and sundry for the amazing Jim Haynes. He seems to be one of those few people who are, genuinely, liked by everyone who meets him.

This book almost acts as a biography in that, it tells stories from various points in a varied, and always kindly lived, life. A feel good book for the darkest day.

Australian entertainer, broadcaster, historian and recipient of the Order of Australia Medal in 2016, Jim Haynes has a new offering in Australia's Most Unbelievable True Stories.

The book is broken down into four distinct parts:
- Stranger Than Fiction
- Royal Visitors Beware!
- Lest We Forget
- Those Magnificent Women and Men

My favourite story in the entire book was the non-fatal shooting of Prince Alfred in Sydney in 1867 and the colourful detail from the Sydney Mail newspaper at the time. It had me in absolute stitches. I'd never heard of the incident and I'm sure to re-visit this in the future, it's just so outlandish and funny.

However I didn't find the sections in the Lest We Forget part of the book to be 'unbelievable' true stories and found the military history heavy going. I was under the impression this was a humourous and light read, but the history is thorough and obviously well researched.

Having recently read and thoroughly enjoyed 1,342 QI Facts To Leave You Flabbergasted (another Allen & Unwin title), the stories here felt a little too long and some of them were just interesting, not unbelievable.

* Copy courtesy of Allen & Unwin *

A collection of Australian poems, including the usual suspects like "Clancy of the Overflow", "The Man from Snowy River" and "Mulga Bill", along with a significant amount of material new to me. The new material, including several pieces by the editor, don't stir the soul like Banjo Paterson at his best but if you want a paperback chock full of traditional Australian poems, you could probably do worse than this.

"Success is just failure turned about,
The silver tint in the clouds of doubt.
You never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems too far,
So hang in there when you’re hardest hit,
It’s when things seem worst that you mustn’t quit!"

[b:The Big Book of Verse for Aussie Kids|17356507|The Big Book of Verse for Aussie Kids|Jim Haynes|https://d.gr-assets.com/books/1386587265s/17356507.jpg|24099666], es uno de esos extraños libros para releer y releer. Repleto de poemas en verso, capaces de atraer a grandes y pequeños; australianos, africanos, americanos o de cualquier nacionalidad. Ideal para fanáticos de Shel Silverstein y Dr. Seuss.

La mejor antología de poemas para niños, y una de las mejores antologías de poemas en general, que he leído.

A lively and informative collection of tales and essays on the subject of trucking down under. With humour and pathos, these stories will give you a vivid picture of life on the (mainly) dry and dusty roads of the Aussie outback. From the earliest days of the 1930s trailblazing and World War Two era Government Road-train, through to the mega-logistics of the 58 truck U2 '360 Degree' tour in 2010 and beyond, this is a pretty comprehensive look at what it means to live a life behind a wheel of these transport beasts.

I particularly enjoyed Ray '[The Nullarbor Kid]' Gilleland's account of his earliest crossings of the fierce Nullarbor Plain in the 1950s. A vast treeless desert (hence the name!) that spans the gap between the rudimentary civilisations on the edges of Western and South Australia, the plain was no place to be if you weren't the self-reliant type:

...Things like scorpions and snakes worried me most. If a death adder bit you, you were a goner. You would be dead long before the next traveller who ventured over the east-west track found you.

Out of the truck I always wore Leathernecks. They were like sixteenth century pirate boots that came up to the knees and had a folded top. The Death Adder was well camouflaged and had a habit of lying still and striking directly at the ankles. I felt fairly safe in my boots but I constantly surveyed the ground around me when out of the truck, and I always carried an old 1911 model Colt .45 pistol. If you had come across me out there back then you would have seen a tall, slim young man, brown from the sun and wearing a battered old Stetson hat and a pair of swimming trunks, with a pistol hanging from his waist, walking around in pirate boots. It was quite a sight!

Liz Martin's chapter on the pioneering AEC Government Road-train (operating on little more than dirt tracks between Adelaide, across the dry interior via Alice Springs, to Darwin) was pretty staggering in terms of the hardships faced by the tough teams of drivers manning the usually three trailered vehicles.

The wet season would though play havoc with the waterways of the north. Tracks that had been blazed the year before were totally washed out and often the drivers and the offsiders would have to walk for kilometres up and down the creeks looking for a suitable place to cross, up to six times a day:

When there were four trailers the road often had to be repaired several times during the process as the weight of the trailers caused them to bog. Sometimes, massive tree trunks and other river debris had to be sawn up and moved out of the way of the path of the best crossing. Drivers always carried a supply of dynamite in case an obstacle had to be cleared or the road had to be blasted through. Some drivers said they felt like blowing up the truck instead of the obstacle.

This collection was pretty much what I expected and hoped it would be - fun, interesting and dusty! Thirsty reading!½

An amusing, interesting and very readable book.½