Croatia Senior Kindergarten Students of the American International School of Zagreb

In 31 cheerfully illustrated pages, this book tells the reader step by step how to obtain and keep a girlfriend. The fact that the book is written by senior kindergarten students does not make the information any less useful for persons of any age wishing to be desired by a female. Don't let the humorous words fool you; this is exactly the advice women would like their dating partners to follow.

This won Scholastic's "Kids are Authors" award. It tells you everything you need to know to get a girlfriend - like, don't pick your nose because she'll say "Yuck," and "do anything she wants." Would that these fine young authors were older :)