Bird Jokes

A friend sent me a really bad bird joke, so I thought I'd post it in the hope that some of our group members might know some better ones!

Scientists are studying the effects of cannabis on seabirds. They've left no tern unstoned.

Let me make it worse with a bird joke I remember from childhood, well over sixty years ago.

A man is walking down the street hand in hand with a penguin. A policeman approaches him and asks, "Where are you taking that penguin?" The chap replies, "To the cinema". The surprised bobby asks, "Why don't you take him to the zoo?" The chap responds, "No, I took him to see the zoo yesterday. Today he wants to watch a film*!"

* Movie in US parlance.

Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept chirping "Bach Bach"

I have several bird jokes that are pictures. I can't figure out how to post them. Help!

All these jokes are going to ruffle some feathers.
Hope they don't make people fly the coop.

Sorry, I don't know how to make the picture smaller...