Okay, this one? The cheesetasticness was hilarious. Like actually laugh out loud funny/horrid lines. Gah! It was very enjoyable in that way. Otherwise? Meh. More plot holes and oddities. Also, I hate it when American authors Americanize their completely unrelated cultures.

Like, fantasy made up worlds, or in this case the massively hung blue alien men from another universe, who are circumcised. Because, everyone is right? Um, no. Americans generally are, and Jews, because it has religious significance and started with them. Pretty much the rest of the planet does NOT cut the end off of baby boys’ penises for no real reason.

These are also absurdly easily resolved. One minute everything is all teen drama queen, then poof, it’s over. And you’re all, “What the?!?!” and looking around, thinking you must’ve missed some pages. Nope that’s it. Everything is dire and death one minute and, happily ever after the next paragraph. ( )