It's me, Rhys Darby, coming at you in the style of the written word like never before. To be honest, I really started to panic when I heard the world was going to end in 2012. It's not that I'm unusually susceptible to the scriptures of ancient prophesies combined with the marvel of modern commercial marketing - it's just that with the effects of global warming and the barrage of natural disasters of late I thought I should take heed of the Boy Scout motto and be prepared. This book aims to help you be too.