Daniel Pinkwater is already hilarious, so just imagine him talking about puppies giving him a hard time. His methods can be a little harsh (he's not averse to saying no or yelling "Bad Dog"), but he helped us get through house training. His trick -- act like your dog won the Nobel Prize every time he pees outside. It worked. ( )

How to choose, raise, and train the best possible dog for you. Great info, and presented in Pinkwater's entertaining style.