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WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TODAY-- IF YOU HAD 50 BILLION DOLLARS? Find out on "Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop: A Microspoof". Due to a miraculous twist of fate, the laptop you hold in your hand came into the possession of Henry Beard, John Boswell, and Ron Barrett, a trio of concerned, if computer-illiterate, citizens and authors of such bestselling humor books as "O.J.'s Legal Pad" and "French for Cats". Now that these three have hired precocious preteens to hock into Gates' secret notes, plans, e-mails, and to-do lists, we can all be privy to the intellectual property of the richest man in the world. Fabulously fabricated in two-color throughout, "Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop" exhaustively captures the mind, spirit, and nerdiness of Bill Gates-- the guy who owns you, or soon will.… (plus d'informations)
This hilarious book, which I purchased from a flea market, pokes fun at Bill Gates and describes him as a power and money hungry villain who can buy anything and do anything he wants. If only it didn't swear on those three instances.................. ( )
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Q: How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50,000. One to hold the bulb and 49,999 to turn the company around.
To add a zero to your tax refund, press "Ctrl Alt Insert Spacebar F6".
Saddam Huessein: "Tubular."
This Help program is not designed for lazy or incompetant users unable or unwilling to help themselves. Get lost.
"It was a dark and stormy night. Bill Gates lay in bed, his mop-topped brain teeming with bold ideas and brilliant schemes. Suddenly, there came a knock at the door, and with a blast of chill wind, a spectral figure, draped in strips of paper computer punch tape, materialized in the neat, orderly bedroom of the young boy genius."
Buy rights to irritating background music when customers are on hold...
*"SEE THE MICROSPOOF MERMAIDS!"
[Buy] Guatemala [for her birthday]! (only kid to have her own cute little country!)
Convert [Bill Clinton's] Lip Movements to Text: "I'M TELLING YOU, SHE HAD THE BIGGEST BAZONGAS YOU EVER SAW... ...HOOTER CITY!"
That is not a valid parallel. Compared to Gates, da Vinci was nothing more than a small-time tinkerer.
[Bill Gates' National] Motto: MIHI MIHI OMNES SUNT - "It's mine, all mine."
Bill is the King!
Why I Deserve My Own Seat at the U.N., by Bill Gates.
[Are you sure you want to] trigger a sell-off on Wall Street?
[Are you sure you want to] make every electronic clock in the world flash 12:00?
"http://uwww.lacosanostra.crime.org" -The Mafia: Hey, You're Like Family to Us! This Week's Special Offer: "Send a hated rival or meddlesome nuisance on a once-in-a-lifetime deep-water cruise to our own private lagoon in the laxly policed BAHAMAS!"
Like Clinton, buy cute puppy, make big deal about choosing name- MS-DOG, FiDOS, Micropooch, Hydrants '98 (ha-ha), CyberMutt, Lapslob. Problem: Pets big waste of time and dogs hate me (feeling is mutal!).
Real cost to me - a half-day's pay!
You know how Gates got his money? Well, see, I happen to know this guy, and he- (text cuts off)
FILE: Plumbing diagram of fountain of youth
FILE: Cure for common cold
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"Eureka!" - Here is the Information Spyway Report you Requested!
SUBJECT: All available information on authors of Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop.
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WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TODAY-- IF YOU HAD 50 BILLION DOLLARS? Find out on "Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop: A Microspoof". Due to a miraculous twist of fate, the laptop you hold in your hand came into the possession of Henry Beard, John Boswell, and Ron Barrett, a trio of concerned, if computer-illiterate, citizens and authors of such bestselling humor books as "O.J.'s Legal Pad" and "French for Cats". Now that these three have hired precocious preteens to hock into Gates' secret notes, plans, e-mails, and to-do lists, we can all be privy to the intellectual property of the richest man in the world. Fabulously fabricated in two-color throughout, "Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop" exhaustively captures the mind, spirit, and nerdiness of Bill Gates-- the guy who owns you, or soon will.
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