Stories for little ones about a magician named Leakey. Getting silly just right for a kids' book isn't easy, and this book is proof. ( )

A close friend of mine sent this to me for Christmas, and I have to admit, I'd never heard of it before. That's not too much of a surprise. He is more attuned to odd little paperback childhood wonders than I - and I haven't the slightest doubt that's what this is, some little delight he found fading away in the corner of a dusty London bookshop. He's a regular Home for Forgotten Children's Books, that one, and now I wonder if he might not have a pet dragon, too.

Mr. Leakey does. Mr. Leakey has a pet dragon, and an at-home jinn, and a beetle to serve his salt, among other things. He acquired an octopus waiter by enchanting a man whose legs "were cut off by a railway train," forcing him to save the man by turning him into an animal with no legs. Mr. Leakey has strange adventures all over the world on his magic carpet, and he throws a party where everyone is turned into whatever they wish, including a fire engine, an elephant, William Shakespeare, and a comet. (A fellow guest is the archangel Raphael, who attests that it is "always a pleasure to come to Mr. Leakey's parties.") The Leakey stories are wonderful, flighty, tongue-in-cheek pieces of fantasy, told in that slightly irreverent British tone that only seems to have existed in literature written between the two world wars.

Unfortunately, the book sputters to a finish with three shorter stories that do not feature Mr. Leakey at all, and although they're each charming in their own way, I found myself missing the more outrageous qualities of the Leakey tales. Next time I'll know what to expect and not be disappointed. It's a lovely little book, overall, and one that could definitely afford to be better-known. What child reader wouldn't want a friend whose hat magically provides hot soup? ( )

A wonderful set of fantasy short stories, by J,B.S. Haldane, an important British biologist and a seriously committed Marxist, who wrote a critique of Out of the Silent Planet (Auld Hornie FRS) to which C.S. Lewis wrote a reply. These tales prove Haldane was quite a gifted fantasy writer himself. Three are about his encounters with Mr. Leakey, a wizard living in modern London with a jinn for a valet, a small dragon useful for cooking, and an octopus who used to be a man. The first story tells how the narrator met Leakey and had dinner in his flat, the second tells of a trip with Mr. Leakey around the world by magic carpet, and the third tells of a masquerade party Mr. Leakey gives at which the guests are actually transformed into whatever they wish, from Shakespeare to a fire engine and even a cesium atom. In addition, there is a a very clever adaptation of the traditional three sons fairy tale; in this modern version, the rats of the London docks have become a tremendous nuisance under the leadership of a very shrewd king, and a huge reward is offered for anyone who can deal with them; the three brothers all try for it -- one was good at practical jokes, and tried making traps that look like tin cans, one was a chemist who made subtly poisoned cheeses. and the last was an electrician who put very fine iron filings in biscuits, and once the rats had eaten enough of them, he turned on very strong magnets which drew the rats into pits so they were drowned. This worked, --he even drowned the rat king-- and he won the reward. There is also the story of an unpleasant rich man in Brazil who had his pet boa constrictor fitted with golden teeth -- but the real teeth grew back and when the man tried to punish his keeper (thinking the keeper ha stolen the gold ones) the rich man got eaten by his pet caiman, and serve him right. This is one of the few Marxist touches. (Another is when Mr. Leakey makes the writing on a loan shark's loan records disappear.) There is also a rather anecdotal story about how the narrator loses his fine old temper (inherited from Melusine) and his collar stud, and buys a new unlosable one from a fairy who used to live in the river Wandle. ( )