Having wrapped up this trilogy I'm in a positive space, but have mixed feelings. What Martinez does best, the evisceration of pulp-fiction tropes, he still does very well, and he does have a convincing climax and a charming coda. Less good is that I never quite bought Connie's romance, and it really felt like the middle book in particular was a rerun of the first book. In as much as a rating of 3.75 is not an option, I'm going to be charitable and give the series the full four stars, and I look forward to the author's next book. ( )

As usual, Connie's caretaker role often interferes with her personal life, but the marriage of Hiro and Tia is important. However, when 2 days go by with no emergencies, Connie starts to get jittery and worries about the consequences on the wedding which are catastrophic. During the reception, Connie learns that the universe has a hit out on her because if she doesn't die, the universe will be destroyed. As the 4 friends fight off assassins, kidnappings, and various assaults, Connie uses all of her connections and skills to protect both the ones she loves and the universe. A great ending to a fun trilogy with lots of the usual spoofs and jokes. ( )

Constance Verity has a job : protect the universe against various and innumerable evil forces. But that job is endangered by the news that she may be responsible for the end of it.

Constance Verity is a young woman with a totally insane life : between fighting aliens, zombies, robots, or vampires, she has little time left to enjoy a simple life with her fiancé Byron. Constance is a very funny and strong character, who I really enjoyed discovering the adventures of. Even if this book is the third of a series, it was quite easy to follow and a very enjoyable read. I do think I will dig into the two other books at some point to have a full view of her crazy adventures.

The secondary characters are also quite lovable : the best friend Tia and her ninja husband Hiro, Malady the mad scientist, and all the crazy neighbors. It is a collection of amazing colorful characters that populate the book. It was also my first A. Lee Martinez book. I love his writing style. It is very humorous and I love how he mixes science fiction, fantasy and mystery elements. ( )

This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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She pushed a chair into a corner of the room not visible from the street and sat. There was a feel to her life. Danger didn’t usually feel this dangerous. Danger was just background noise. But this was a lot of people trying to kill her. More than normal.

WHAT'S CONSTANCE VERITY DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE ABOUT?
This book starts off with Constance Verity doing something almost unbelievable for her—normal things. She attends a dinner party to celebrate her best friend's/sidekick's upcoming wedding, she spends a day hanging out with her fiancé at a park and museum—sure, there's a duel with an alien in there, as well as dealing with an international crisis, etc. But for Connie, that's pretty sedate.

Then things stop happening—no death rays, mad scientists, pan-dimensional threats—not even a kitten stuck in a tree. It's unnerving to all who know her well. On the plus side, Tia and Hiro's wedding should go off without an interruption, right? And it does—the reception, however...

When things start happening again, there's a distressing trend—people from all over the universe and time show up because they've been told that Constance Verity is going to destroy the universe, and they're going to stop her. The assassins are plentiful enough that Connie's getting nervous—so she does what she can to keep her loved ones safe and then sets out to see why people are saying she's going to destroy the universe. All she's ever done is save it, why would she change?

A PLETHORA OF IDEAS

Connie had a problem with Nebraska. And that problem was that it was too close to Kansas.

Kansas, where dark gods waited to rise from their forgotten tombs and bring about the extinction of mankind.

Kansas, where all time travel led to a black void where a pale, wizened figure would greet you, playing a banjo and singing endless choruses of “Achy Breaky Heart.”

Kansas, where Connie had come the closest to death on more than one occasion.

Kansas, her kryptonite.

In a sentence or two—or five brief paragraphs in the above quotation—Martinez is able to tell a whole story—or at least hint at one. Most of these little stories could be fodder for a novella or a novel, but in this trilogy, they're given anywhere from a sentence fragment to a page. And then he moves on to something else so the plot can be advanced.

Every A. Lee Martinez novel has a surfeit of ideas that come flying at you, that's nothing new. But I think in these Constance Verity novels that he's outdone himself. Martinez treats these all as throw-away remarks, with no real investment of time on the reader's part. But it has to be the kind of thing that would drive your average novelist to exhaustion just trying to come up with them all.

You get just a taste of a fantastic adventure or death-defying feat that Connie's pulled off (frequently with Tia at her side) in these. You add enough of these together and you really start to see all the things that Constance has done and you understand how much is riding on her successes and how she's become a legendary figure throughout the universe.

SORRY, DESIDERIUS ERASMUS ROTERODAMUS*
It probably says something about the way my brain works that my favorite writing on Free Will vs. Determinism comes from Science Fiction—particularly those prone to a comedic tone. Okay, it says a lot about me, but that's for another time.

Constance Verity Destroys the Universe plays with those ideas a lot—even knowing (after being told repeatedly from reliable sources) that she's going to destroy the Universe, Connie refuses to believe it and flat out says she won't. This idea is treated with derision by some (rightly) and supported and echoed by others (also, rightly). The mostly retired demigoddess of destiny that has moved into Connie's apartment building cannot muster up the desire to weigh in on this, and of anyone, you'd think she'd have a lot to say about it.

I'm not saying that I think Martinez has penned a well-developed treatise on the idea in the middle of this SF/Fantasy Action novel—I'm just saying he has a lot of fun playing with the idea and that anyone who enjoys that sort of thing will find the Free Will vs. Determinism discussion a tasty side dish to accompany the SF/Fantasy entree.

* Okay, not really sorry.

SO, WHAT DID I THINK ABOUT CONSTANCE VERITY DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE?

"I don’t have a lot of other leads, and if there’s one thing I know, it’s that when in doubt, point myself toward the nearest adventure and let it work itself out.”

I hate that this volume is the end of the road for this trilogy—but I'm not sure what else he could accomplish in this world. When the series started, Connie was an adventurer/savior-of-the-universe wanting a normal life and being unable to; and we wrap up things up with her finding her own brand of normal, which she'll be able to enjoy if she survives the assassination attempts and doesn't destroy the universe. That's a pretty decent arc.

I think I like the arc that her side-kick/best friend Tia goes on a smidge better, but that might be because Tia's a bit more relatable to those of us not burdened with cosmic destiny. Either way, it's a good run.

The ending of this is perfect on several levels—exactly how a novel (or a series) like this should end.

Could you read this apart from the other two novels? Yeah, I suppose. But I don't think it'd be a great stand-alone, but you could get away with it. Why you'd want to, I don't know—the first two books in the series are a blast.

On Twitter and his blog, Martinez will insist that he doesn't write humor or comedy, that he's not that satirical. I'm not so sure, but let's take him at his word. His SF/Fantasy adventures (this one and all his others) are so funny that you can see why people would make that mistake. But when you ignore the humor, you get a very satisfying SF/Fantasy story that takes tropes and themes you're very familiar with and presents them to you in a way that makes you see them with fresh eyes and frequently makes you re-evaluate the trope/theme to come at it with a new appreciation. If you happen to chuckle along the way, consider that a bonus.

Obviously, I recommend Constance Verity Destroys the Universe to you—and everything else Martinez has penned. Thank me later (if you remember to). ( )