Tommy Treacletits was by any normal definition a very fortunate person although sadly he was also, quite unknowingly, a bit of a dick head. Tommy was blessed with the gift of time travel via his reproductive organs and discovered that while aroused he could travel backwards and forwards through time itself just by fondling the afore mentioned wobbly dangly bits. To be fair to Tommy his intentions were always good when using his gift, but he was a complete idiot and never once stopped to consider his actions when navigating through time, often turning up at inappropriate places with his pants down and pulling his pudding in the presence of royalty, world leaders, major sporting events and many more unfitting situations. In this particular Terrific Time Travelling Trouser Tackle adventure Tommy decides he is going to travel back to Victorian London in the year 1888 to help Sherlock Holmes catch Jack the Ripper. Only he arrives before any of the murders have happened, and completely and utterly oblivious to the fact that Sherlock Holmes was only a fiction character.Things don't get any better for him when he finds himself making a misjudged appearance in Queen Victoria's private chambers tugging on his Tally Whacker in full view of Her Majesty and the Prime Minister, Lord Salisbury.