Bottoms up If a college freshman can't get laid in sun-drenched Miami, he's doing something wrong. Frankie Perez is determined to help his roommate get some man action in any way possible. When Frankie's arsenal of dating apps, fashion advice, and playing-hard-to-get lessons doesn't work, he realizes Jeremy needs remedial help. Except tutoring Jeremy in the art of sex gets steamier than Frankie expected-and it scares the hell out of him. Jeremy's not sure why he's wasting his time hooking up when he's only got eyes for the slinky, sexy roommate he comes home to at night. But the hotter their chemistry simmers, the quicker Frankie dances away. In near desperation, Frankie suggests the two of them team up to find a third to top them both, forgetting that two bottoms aren't immune from lusting after each other. In a world where every man is an option, choosing one to love can be the sexiest risk of all. Warning: Contains questionable morals, copious immature hijinks, an X-rated photo shoot, and disastrous threesomes. Sex toys were misused (but not harmed) in the making of this book.