Okay, but can you believe there's actually a bird called titmouse?

This was one of the most creative and funniest Cinderella retellings I've read, and it's freely available online. Please read it. ( )

Original and hilarious Cinderella retelling where... Hannah doesn't care about the prince one bit and takes care of her garden instead. She only gets convinced to go to a ball because she wants to see the orangery and when the duke's son chases after the girl who lost her shoe she dreads becoming his wife and not being able to activly practice gardening.

If you're interesting in seeing a girl with a passion, different relationships between women, talking birds, dryads who try to be helpful, and lots of humor check this out! ( )

Lovely modern girl.