'Someone once said Andy Warhol's funeral was like being at Studio 54. Jeff's funeral is the equivalent of being at Planet Hollywood. My plan is this: go to funeral, make appearance, leave, go to Greenwich with some people I find at the funeral. When in Greenwich, stay in mother's massive house and have big orgy-drug party. But I'm flexible.' Miranda is young, rich and famous, frantically filling the void at the centre of her life with a high-voltage cocktail of designer people, designer labels and designer drugs. But Jeff's death makes Miranda think again. After all, this girl doesn't want to be an afterthought before she's twenty ...