"In politics, you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn into chicken salad."-Lyndon B. JohnsonWhat the world needs is better swearing. Used properly, dirty words can cut through the clatter of normal conversation to make a point. With dozens of profane proverbs and aphorisms by such luminaries as Mark Twain, Bette Midler and Ozzy Osbourne, complete with inspirational artwork in the tackiest packaging possible, this survey of pungent quotes delivers wisdom despite (or because of) the profanity."Open-minded aficionados of colorful language, read and enjoy. All others are cordially invited to kiss our asses."-Sam Stall and Lou Harry