Les:Yeah, well, I'm not eating frogs' legs.
Kath: Oh, shut up about that. You have crab's dicks.
Les: What?
Kath: You - you eat crab's dicks in the pub.
Les: That's "crab sticks", you idiot.

Warren: The crow may not have been an imp, but was in fact a familiar, and it did tell us when questioned the iron founder was himself bedevilled.
Clarke: The crow did not tell me that, Mr Warren. I heard it say nothing.

Pike: Not since the escaped cow has there been such excitement here.

Pike: Welcome to the Little Happens witch trial.I know many of you are strangers to our parish, but we wish to welcome you here today. Whilst visiting Little Happens, may I recommend you explore our village green, which has a pond with a duck.