Murder by Hummer? Downtown Toronto artist, Sylvia Drake, just wants to finish her still life painting but that's not going to happen any time soon. Intruding on her life is a pregnant friend who's fleeing Bigorexia, her sordid, suburban enclave. There's the friend's murderous, turbosexual husband and his highly-augmented, scheming bimbo, not to mention a serial killer on the loose. Add to the mayhem conniving con men, an overabundance of sex and merlot, mystery, revenge, beauty...and a new love for Sylvia.This first novel in the Sylvia Drake series is a steamy, rollicking, darkly humorous look at human failings, triumphs and the society in which we live.