A joke.

This joke, while not exactly on-topic, made me both laugh and think of this group.

Q: What is the least commonly used sentence in the English language?

A: "Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"

Think about how many of those we could come up with!

Oh dear! That could be another time-wasting amusement on LT!

How about "On his 110th birthday, he was found naked in the back of a gondola with the Pope's second husband".

I think it's fun to NOTICE actual highly unlikely sentences. Recently, I noticed one I wrote myself:

"I left the box of 40 unstuffed turtles on the counter in the office."

It made, in context, perfect sense.