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4keristars
Do you mean any refugee from the Great Gramazoner, or just those of the sister organization, the Chestamerofiggillians?
That is the sister organization, right, and not the enemies that arose from that one thing that happened that we are forbidden from mentioning? I'm afraid I can never remember.
That is the sister organization, right, and not the enemies that arose from that one thing that happened that we are forbidden from mentioning? I'm afraid I can never remember.
6hfglen
Ah, but somebody else's sisters could be a welcome counterpoint to the pool boys in The Other Place.
7Murphy-Jacobs
::parting the curtain and peeking in::
8Nicole_VanK
If I said I was a traveler from the frozen North?.. (Nudge, nudge, say no more).
9Murphy-Jacobs
You'd be a lumberjack who puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?
(goodness, people are shy around here!)
(goodness, people are shy around here!)
10suitable1
Hi Sheri,
Membership dues are five clams. The squirrels will be around to collect if you wish to join.
Membership dues are five clams. The squirrels will be around to collect if you wish to join.
11Murphy-Jacobs
Tell the squirrel to watch out for the poodle. He's got a hot argument going with the local Squirrel Mafia about who has the fluffiest tales. Apparently it's a historical thing.
12Shushelle
::slides in to the corner and slowly slides suitcase towards shadowed figure with the bushy tail::
13Murphy-Jacobs
::pretends not to see Shushelle while quietly making the secret hand signal::
15Shushelle
::gives two winks with right eye, one with left. Wiggles right pinky finger five times then touches side of nose while pulling on left ear::
16Murphy-Jacobs
::sneaks off to get the soft cushions and the canned rat::
19Murphy-Jacobs
::Tosses the canned rat and the cushions in the air::
EEEEEEK!
EEEEEEK!
20Nicole_VanK
Hey, careful with the squirrels!
22bunwat
Squirrels are uppity. Its in their mission statement. Along with nuts.
Nuts, uppityness, and tail twitching.
Nuts, uppityness, and tail twitching.
24Murphy-Jacobs
I, personally, have been a victim of the squirrel mafia. Years ago I was in a car that an unhappy squirrel chose as its method of suicide (I was not driving). My friends and I got out of the car and moved the poor little thing to the side of the road. For the rest of the spring, squirrels tormented us. At one point, they even dropped a huge tree branch in our midst. Luckily, squirrels have short memories.
I have no trust in the squirrels, though.
I have no trust in the squirrels, though.
25suitable1
There was a proposal to give the agent contract to the pigeons since they indicated they would work for chicken feed. The motion didn't fly.
27Murphy-Jacobs
GOOSE, EH!
(it's Canadian)
(it's Canadian)
29Jenni_Canuck
It's okay. The fireplace in my igloo is blazing hot.
31Jenni_Canuck
It never melts completely because, like my website, it is constantly under construction.
32Murphy-Jacobs
So it's a sort of perpetual motion igloo?
(Why are Canadian geese so mean when most Canadians are so nice? Is it some sort of export system?)
(Why are Canadian geese so mean when most Canadians are so nice? Is it some sort of export system?)
34Jenni_Canuck
Canada Geese are among the meanest creatures known to mankind. They poop untold quantities of waste and, through their aggressive behaviour, they undermine Canadians' intrinsically-held image of niceness. The Canada Goose Extradition Program was initiated as a means to contain their aggressive behaviour which is perceived as anathema to the Canadian niceness psyche.
Concerned Canadian citizens believe that this shameful aggression results in their niceness reputation being brought into disrepute and thus, created the Canada Goose Extradition Program as a way of formalizing their commitment and to continually guard against complacency. Administration of the Canada Goose Extradition Program is the responsibility of local governments and is supervised and enforced by local citizens: it is not a product of faceless bureaucrats.
At any time, brave Canadians can be spotted near the Canada-US border encouraging said Canada Geese to emigrate to the US and providing information regarding the boundless opportunities available to Canada Geese in the land of the free and home of the brave.
Concerned Canadian citizens believe that this shameful aggression results in their niceness reputation being brought into disrepute and thus, created the Canada Goose Extradition Program as a way of formalizing their commitment and to continually guard against complacency. Administration of the Canada Goose Extradition Program is the responsibility of local governments and is supervised and enforced by local citizens: it is not a product of faceless bureaucrats.
At any time, brave Canadians can be spotted near the Canada-US border encouraging said Canada Geese to emigrate to the US and providing information regarding the boundless opportunities available to Canada Geese in the land of the free and home of the brave.
37Murphy-Jacobs
That explains why so many of them are here in SC.
Although, really, I'd say the Muscovy Ducks that have invaded many of the waterways of Florida might rank high against a Canadian Goose. They are bigger than most geese, and just plain mean. They are known for chasing down the kindhearted folks who toss breadcrumbs, grabbing the bread (and the whole bag it came in) and occasionally a purse. I am not kidding. Dogs avoid them and even cats can find something better to do. And they are ugly, and not even good eating (there was a movement for a while to hunt them around Florida lakes, but the meat is nasty.)
Although, really, I'd say the Muscovy Ducks that have invaded many of the waterways of Florida might rank high against a Canadian Goose. They are bigger than most geese, and just plain mean. They are known for chasing down the kindhearted folks who toss breadcrumbs, grabbing the bread (and the whole bag it came in) and occasionally a purse. I am not kidding. Dogs avoid them and even cats can find something better to do. And they are ugly, and not even good eating (there was a movement for a while to hunt them around Florida lakes, but the meat is nasty.)
38Shushelle
It is the chipmunks that you really have to watch out for. They are masters of cute disguise but they know how to divide and conquer.
39jillmwo
Actually, when we lived in Bangkok, people used to keep geese as a type of watch-dog. They can certainly be aggressive in keeping intruders at bay.
42Murphy-Jacobs
I've never thought to scream at a chipmunk.
I have met Racoons that would hold you up and take your wallet and your lunch, though.
I have met Racoons that would hold you up and take your wallet and your lunch, though.