One Bond to Rule Them All

Hilarious thread:

“The Euro cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess. It was made in the fires of Frankfurt. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into the heart of the European Central Bank, and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came!”

More:

“We swears we will enact austerity measures! We swears to serve the master of the Euro. We will swear on… on… the Euro!”

“One does not simply walk out of the Eurozone. Its iron gates are guarded by more than central bankers. There are technocrats there who do not sleep. And the great € is ever watchful. Not with ten thousand drachma could you do this. It is folly.”

“We wants the drachma back. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Eurocrats. Wicked, tricksy, false!

“You did not seriously think that a small Mediterranean economy could contend with the will of the Bond Markets? There are none who can.”