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1guido47
My dear fellow members,
Where is the Chatter, Chatter to distract them's, while we take over the Universe (and why stop there...I WANT the Multiverse as well)
Ha Ha Ha Ha.... and other evil cackling sounds.
G**d*.
Err. This is the Group for taking over the "Universe" isn't it?
If not, I do most profoundly apologise.
Bloody henchmen, good servants are so hard to find...
Where is the Chatter, Chatter to distract them's, while we take over the Universe (and why stop there...I WANT the Multiverse as well)
Ha Ha Ha Ha.... and other evil cackling sounds.
G**d*.
Err. This is the Group for taking over the "Universe" isn't it?
If not, I do most profoundly apologise.
Bloody henchmen, good servants are so hard to find...
2MerryMary
You think that's hard? Trying finding a good minion when you need one. I blame the younger generation. Nobody wants to be subjugated and humiliated anymore. What is the universe multiverse coming to?
4guido47
Fellow friends,
But can an on-line school really replace that smell of burnt sulphur and the screams of the first years?
No! Even though I do appreciate your "modern" ideas, suitable1, I (and I will assume that Merry) would prefer the traditional approachs.
Ah, the dank dungeons, the moat, I'm sorry, the on-line experience is not really the same.
Just call me an old sentimentalist,
YourVlad err.. GUIDO.
But can an on-line school really replace that smell of burnt sulphur and the screams of the first years?
No! Even though I do appreciate your "modern" ideas, suitable1, I (and I will assume that Merry) would prefer the traditional approachs.
Ah, the dank dungeons, the moat, I'm sorry, the on-line experience is not really the same.
Just call me an old sentimentalist,
Your
5suitable1
Maybe a whole new line of work for the temp agencies to explore.
(Could the squirrels moonlight as minions?)
(Could the squirrels moonlight as minions?)
6PhaedraB
I would forgo the minions if I could be assured of a good, steady supply of fawning acolytes.
7guido47
Suitable1, and for general group information,
"THE SQUIRRELS" are sort of our overlords.
Hard to turns "OVERLORDS" into minions.
But I'll give it a go.
Dreams of the Highest Order from the H society...
Minor problem. Australia doesn't have any blatent squirrels except in zoos.
How about I turn an "overlord" quoll into a minion?
Guess though, we'll have to get a ruling from the council.
And you all know how long that takes.
"Fawning acolytes"? Hmm. They have been priced out of all consideration. Personally I blame it on China.
Slaps head in anger. Of course, our Australian Koala
is the perfect minion. Well yes they are a bit sluggish and yes their breath does stink and yes they do sleep a lot, but otherwise the perfect minion.
I think we can use the cuteness factor to sneek up on the enemy and then zzzzzzzzzz.
Of course for henchmen I will stick with the Tassie Devil. Face Cancer and all.
"THE SQUIRRELS" are sort of our overlords.
Hard to turns "OVERLORDS" into minions.
But I'll give it a go.
Dreams of the Highest Order from the H society...
Minor problem. Australia doesn't have any blatent squirrels except in zoos.
How about I turn an "overlord" quoll into a minion?
Guess though, we'll have to get a ruling from the council.
And you all know how long that takes.
"Fawning acolytes"? Hmm. They have been priced out of all consideration. Personally I blame it on China.
Slaps head in anger. Of course, our Australian Koala
is the perfect minion. Well yes they are a bit sluggish and yes their breath does stink and yes they do sleep a lot, but otherwise the perfect minion.
I think we can use the cuteness factor to sneek up on the enemy and then zzzzzzzzzz.
Of course for henchmen I will stick with the Tassie Devil. Face Cancer and all.
10Nicole_VanK
> 7: I suppose you could try to turn your cats into minions. Not very likely to succeed though.
11guido47
Hi Shushelle,
Sigh, another refugee from "Goodreads", I expect.
You must realize that we are 'rather' an elite organization.
And did someone mention we are a SECRET. organization.
Well they shouldn't of.
We are very secret!
So secret that I am not even supposed to mention it...
A secret above, anything you have ever thought of, or can even imagine!
Like "Secret, secret, secret". Like you know, like 'secret'.
We are indeed secret.
Sigh, another refugee from "Goodreads", I expect.
You must realize that we are 'rather' an elite organization.
And did someone mention we are a SECRET. organization.
Well they shouldn't of.
We are very secret!
So secret that I am not even supposed to mention it...
A secret above, anything you have ever thought of, or can even imagine!
Like "Secret, secret, secret". Like you know, like 'secret'.
We are indeed secret.
12guido47
Well that I know one of us is still alive after the "great purge of '12". May I suggest we regroup.
Yes, yes of course we welcome our refugees from
Yes, yes of course we welcome our refugees from
13guido47
Oh dear, my letter was much longer, and I hope slightly more erratic than that.
Not sure what happened. But doesn't really matter. I was just chatter.
Not sure what happened. But doesn't really matter. I was just chatter.
14suitable1
I thought the purge of '12 was secret, but now that you mention it, I do miss the good ole days.
15Marissa_Doyle
I hear the purge of '15 is going to be a doozy...but don't tell anyone.
16Shushelle
Dear Secret, Secret Society of the Hugotontheonbiquiffinarians and, like, guido47:
I could tell you where I have been or what I once was but due to regulation regalia in secretive society memorandum, I must remain steadfastly silent on such matters.
I can report that the starship has landed at Mos Eisley and action from the green man is all that separates any retaliation.
This message may self-wrinkle in time.
Thank you for your patronage,
Shushelle
I could tell you where I have been or what I once was but due to regulation regalia in secretive society memorandum, I must remain steadfastly silent on such matters.
I can report that the starship has landed at Mos Eisley and action from the green man is all that separates any retaliation.
This message may self-wrinkle in time.
Thank you for your patronage,
Shushelle
17Murphy-Jacobs
Shushelle is very secret. There's even a "Shhhh" in her name.
Me? I'm not here. You don't see me. Only cats can see me.
Me? I'm not here. You don't see me. Only cats can see me.
18foggidawn
Oh, no. I see you, so I must be a cat. But I am allergic to cats! Thank you, you have just rendered me allergic to myself.
I'll just be over here, itching.
I'll just be over here, itching.
20guido47
For the Kiddy-Winks who have just joined (or have submitted their applications for the enterance exam) all MM was saying was KATZ ROOL
From all the rest, and I am sure you will join me in saying "...oh I do say Mistress Mary, well done..."
From all the rest, and I am sure you will join me in saying "...oh I do say Mistress Mary, well done..."
23Shushelle
::raises eyebrow::
Who is to say they have not been under scrutiny, thus far.
::gestures towards notes::
This, however, is nothing more than a recipe for bundt cake.
Who is to say they have not been under scrutiny, thus far.
::gestures towards notes::
This, however, is nothing more than a recipe for bundt cake.
26guido47
Two secret ticks (no, not the parasite type) to Shushelle.
If you have to ask, what for, you don't deserve them!
If you have to ask, what for, you don't deserve them!
27Murphy-Jacobs
Shushelle's cupcakes are quite the taste sensation, too. But they aren't much for the other senses.
29Murphy-Jacobs
Fine.
But I'll leave this plate of cherry almond cream scones right here...
But I'll leave this plate of cherry almond cream scones right here...
30jillmwo
Mind where the crumbs end up! Someone will use them to follow you here -- and you know these gatherings are supposed to be secret. This is the real reason why we need minions -- to clean up after the bundt cake and the cherry almond cream scones...
32jillmwo
Well, not if they were truly *drop* - outs. After all, we would want minion applicants to be successful at picking *up* the crumbs.
33Shushelle
I am dealing in strictlly bundt cake recipe format, currently.
It may or may not be going to an undisclosed location.
It may or may not be going to an undisclosed location.
34Murphy-Jacobs
I can think of a few locations to undisclose....
36Jenni_Canuck
Great! Can the sheep and cattle share the same space or will they need two pens?
43Murphy-Jacobs
Just make sure you take your sunglasses -- it's a bright, bright sunshiny day.
45Murphy-Jacobs
I have a nifty instructor, he sports darkly tinted lenses.
46Jenni_Canuck
Does he instruct you in the Dark Arts?
50Murphy-Jacobs
Took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill...
52Jenni_Canuck
It's a long way down to the place where we started from ...
53hfglen
#51 You have quite a long wait for the escalator to point where you want to go, and it doesn't stand still
54Murphy-Jacobs
Wouldn't buying a stairway to heaven be cheaper?
59Murphy-Jacobs
A magic dragon can help, too.
61Murphy-Jacobs
Dragons are never always necessary, in particular for the huff deprived. Huff deprivation is a serious problem.
65Marissa_Doyle
Depends on what you set the treadmill at.
66Shushelle
It is a 1 to 1 ratio. One huffin to one puffin. That was in 1954, though. The data is most likely a skewed distribution of huffs in our current time.
67Murphy-Jacobs
I think we might have an excess of huffs in 2013, while puffins are on the decrease.
We need more pancakes.
http://www.puffinpalooza.com/there-once-was-a-puffin/
We need more pancakes.
http://www.puffinpalooza.com/there-once-was-a-puffin/
68Jenni_Canuck
It's time to consult with the mayor of Living Island.
69mrgrooism
Wow, it's taken ALL THIS TIME to shake Witchiepoo from our trail, thank REDACTED for the scones, cupcakes, and exploding bundt cake (yes, especially the exploding bundt cake, well done there!).
The mayor, the boy and that damned wind instrument are back where they belong, and that multiversal portal has been sealed, again.
Those of you taking part in Operations, SHHHHH! But thanks!
The mayor, the boy and that damned wind instrument are back where they belong, and that multiversal portal has been sealed, again.
Those of you taking part in Operations, SHHHHH! But thanks!
71jillmwo
Sorry, no medals for closing the multiversal portal in 2015. (Had you done it properly the first time, the whole situation with the @#$% wind instruments would likely never have arisen....)
77jillmwo
Those are the OVERLORDS. Overlords by definition do not "hog" anything. They are merely exercising the rights of privilege. (But did you try to distract them with the scones? Sometimes they'll get off the swings for good noms.)
79mrgrooism
Well, I do have to say that that was the best premonthly annual meeting I've ever had the pleasure to miss! Can't wait for the next one, same time, next reality!
Cucumbers.
Cucumbers were the key. Sadly, the lock was made of acorns and, well, you can only just imagine, due to the relative lack of reality involved and the ummmm zealousness of the squirrels.
Cucumbers.
Cucumbers were the key. Sadly, the lock was made of acorns and, well, you can only just imagine, due to the relative lack of reality involved and the ummmm zealousness of the squirrels.
83mrgrooism
>82 MerryMary: Sounds interesting! How was it made. Errr, umm, I mean, What is the Secret Formula?