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Look you "slack arsed members", where is the chatter?

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1guido47
Oct 27, 2011, 10:10 am

My dear fellow members,

Where is the Chatter, Chatter to distract them's, while we take over the Universe (and why stop there...I WANT the Multiverse as well)

Ha Ha Ha Ha.... and other evil cackling sounds.

G**d*.

Err. This is the Group for taking over the "Universe" isn't it?
If not, I do most profoundly apologise.

Bloody henchmen, good servants are so hard to find...

2MerryMary
Oct 27, 2011, 11:22 am

You think that's hard? Trying finding a good minion when you need one. I blame the younger generation. Nobody wants to be subjugated and humiliated anymore. What is the universe multiverse coming to?

3suitable1
Oct 27, 2011, 11:25 am

Are there even any minion schools open anymore? Maybe we could start one online.

4guido47
Modifié : Oct 27, 2011, 12:06 pm

Fellow friends,

But can an on-line school really replace that smell of burnt sulphur and the screams of the first years?

No! Even though I do appreciate your "modern" ideas, suitable1, I (and I will assume that Merry) would prefer the traditional approachs.

Ah, the dank dungeons, the moat, I'm sorry, the on-line experience is not really the same.

Just call me an old sentimentalist,

Your Vlad err.. GUIDO.

5suitable1
Oct 27, 2011, 1:32 pm

Maybe a whole new line of work for the temp agencies to explore.

(Could the squirrels moonlight as minions?)

6PhaedraB
Oct 27, 2011, 2:35 pm

I would forgo the minions if I could be assured of a good, steady supply of fawning acolytes.

7guido47
Modifié : Oct 27, 2011, 7:16 pm

Suitable1, and for general group information,

"THE SQUIRRELS" are sort of our overlords.
Hard to turns "OVERLORDS" into minions.
But I'll give it a go.
Dreams of the Highest Order from the H society...

Minor problem. Australia doesn't have any blatent squirrels except in zoos.
How about I turn an "overlord" quoll into a minion?

Guess though, we'll have to get a ruling from the council.
And you all know how long that takes.

"Fawning acolytes"? Hmm. They have been priced out of all consideration. Personally I blame it on China.

Slaps head in anger. Of course, our Australian Koala
is the perfect minion. Well yes they are a bit sluggish and yes their breath does stink and yes they do sleep a lot, but otherwise the perfect minion.
I think we can use the cuteness factor to sneek up on the enemy and then zzzzzzzzzz.
Of course for henchmen I will stick with the Tassie Devil. Face Cancer and all.

8mrgrooism
Fév 27, 2012, 11:46 pm

Minions are filed under "M"

Reanimate at your own risk.

9Shushelle
Avr 7, 2013, 12:06 am

::snaps on gloves and goggles::

::pours smokey liquid into beaker::

::waits::

10Nicole_VanK
Avr 8, 2013, 2:35 am

> 7: I suppose you could try to turn your cats into minions. Not very likely to succeed though.

11guido47
Avr 8, 2013, 9:10 am

Hi Shushelle,

Sigh, another refugee from "Goodreads", I expect.

You must realize that we are 'rather' an elite organization.
And did someone mention we are a SECRET. organization.
Well they shouldn't of.

We are very secret!

So secret that I am not even supposed to mention it...

A secret above, anything you have ever thought of, or can even imagine!

Like "Secret, secret, secret". Like you know, like 'secret'.

We are indeed secret.

12guido47
Avr 8, 2013, 9:59 am

Well that I know one of us is still alive after the "great purge of '12". May I suggest we regroup.

Yes, yes of course we welcome our refugees from

13guido47
Avr 8, 2013, 10:02 am

Oh dear, my letter was much longer, and I hope slightly more erratic than that.

Not sure what happened. But doesn't really matter. I was just chatter.

14suitable1
Avr 8, 2013, 10:13 am

I thought the purge of '12 was secret, but now that you mention it, I do miss the good ole days.

15Marissa_Doyle
Modifié : Avr 8, 2013, 10:32 am

I hear the purge of '15 is going to be a doozy...but don't tell anyone.

16Shushelle
Avr 8, 2013, 11:18 am

Dear Secret, Secret Society of the Hugotontheonbiquiffinarians and, like, guido47:

I could tell you where I have been or what I once was but due to regulation regalia in secretive society memorandum, I must remain steadfastly silent on such matters.

I can report that the starship has landed at Mos Eisley and action from the green man is all that separates any retaliation.

This message may self-wrinkle in time.

Thank you for your patronage,

Shushelle

17Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 8, 2013, 12:21 pm

Shushelle is very secret. There's even a "Shhhh" in her name.

Me? I'm not here. You don't see me. Only cats can see me.

18foggidawn
Avr 9, 2013, 12:15 am

Oh, no. I see you, so I must be a cat. But I am allergic to cats! Thank you, you have just rendered me allergic to myself.

I'll just be over here, itching.

19MerryMary
Avr 9, 2013, 12:51 am

*Delicately stretches each leg in turn. Neatly recurls tail around toes*

20guido47
Avr 9, 2013, 11:25 pm

For the Kiddy-Winks who have just joined (or have submitted their applications for the enterance exam) all MM was saying was KATZ ROOL

From all the rest, and I am sure you will join me in saying "...oh I do say Mistress Mary, well done..."

21Shushelle
Avr 9, 2013, 11:36 pm

::jots down notes::

22guido47
Avr 10, 2013, 12:19 am

Yes indeed #21, these topics (and many others) might be examined on.

23Shushelle
Avr 10, 2013, 12:24 am

::raises eyebrow::

Who is to say they have not been under scrutiny, thus far.

::gestures towards notes::

This, however, is nothing more than a recipe for bundt cake.

24foggidawn
Avr 10, 2013, 12:42 am

Not the exploding bundt cake, I hope.

25Shushelle
Avr 10, 2013, 12:49 am

I really can't say.

26guido47
Modifié : Avr 10, 2013, 2:05 am

Two secret ticks (no, not the parasite type) to Shushelle.
If you have to ask, what for, you don't deserve them!

27Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 10, 2013, 9:40 am

Shushelle's cupcakes are quite the taste sensation, too. But they aren't much for the other senses.

28Shushelle
Avr 10, 2013, 10:19 am

My cupcakes! Shhhh.

29Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 10, 2013, 1:15 pm

Fine.

But I'll leave this plate of cherry almond cream scones right here...

30jillmwo
Avr 10, 2013, 8:02 pm

Mind where the crumbs end up! Someone will use them to follow you here -- and you know these gatherings are supposed to be secret. This is the real reason why we need minions -- to clean up after the bundt cake and the cherry almond cream scones...

31suitable1
Avr 10, 2013, 8:05 pm

Would Hogwarts dropouts be suitable as minions?

32jillmwo
Avr 10, 2013, 8:08 pm

Well, not if they were truly *drop* - outs. After all, we would want minion applicants to be successful at picking *up* the crumbs.

33Shushelle
Avr 10, 2013, 9:01 pm

I am dealing in strictlly bundt cake recipe format, currently.

It may or may not be going to an undisclosed location.

34Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 10, 2013, 9:37 pm

I can think of a few locations to undisclose....

35Shushelle
Avr 10, 2013, 10:03 pm

::readies pen::

36Jenni_Canuck
Avr 11, 2013, 9:26 am

Great! Can the sheep and cattle share the same space or will they need two pens?

37Jasper
Avr 11, 2013, 10:36 am

This thread smells like Teen Spirit.

38Shushelle
Avr 11, 2013, 11:00 am

Well, I can definitely see clearly now.

39MerryMary
Avr 11, 2013, 12:26 pm

Yeah. The rain is gone.

40jillmwo
Avr 11, 2013, 12:37 pm

It helps when you can see all obstacles in your way...

41SylviaC
Avr 11, 2013, 12:44 pm

How do we get past that?

42Shushelle
Avr 11, 2013, 1:49 pm

You just have to look for that rainbow you have been praying for.

43Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 11, 2013, 1:59 pm

Just make sure you take your sunglasses -- it's a bright, bright sunshiny day.

44PhaedraB
Avr 11, 2013, 4:23 pm

Future posts are so bright, I have to wear shades already.

45Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 11, 2013, 4:24 pm

I have a nifty instructor, he sports darkly tinted lenses.

46Jenni_Canuck
Avr 11, 2013, 4:35 pm

Does he instruct you in the Dark Arts?

47PhaedraB
Avr 11, 2013, 4:50 pm

Yeah, but he doesn't last long at it.

48Shushelle
Avr 11, 2013, 7:10 pm

I suppose there is always room for movin' on up.

49MerryMary
Avr 11, 2013, 9:14 pm

I always wanted a dee-lux apartment. Preferably in the sky on the East Side.

50Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 12, 2013, 10:06 am

Took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill...

51SylviaC
Avr 12, 2013, 2:15 pm

Why didn't you take the escalator?

52Jenni_Canuck
Avr 12, 2013, 2:38 pm

It's a long way down to the place where we started from ...

53hfglen
Avr 12, 2013, 3:00 pm

#51 You have quite a long wait for the escalator to point where you want to go, and it doesn't stand still

54Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 14, 2013, 5:32 pm

Wouldn't buying a stairway to heaven be cheaper?

55Shushelle
Avr 15, 2013, 9:55 am

Oh. I know I don't belong there, in heaven.

56SylviaC
Avr 15, 2013, 10:59 am

Maybe I'll just climb up into the high dudgeon.

57hfglen
Avr 15, 2013, 2:59 pm

Will that take a minute and a huff, or longer?

58SylviaC
Avr 15, 2013, 3:23 pm

It always goes faster if I leave in a huff.

59Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 15, 2013, 4:22 pm

A magic dragon can help, too.

60Shushelle
Avr 15, 2013, 5:16 pm

Unless you are huff enough. Then the dragon becomes unnecessary.

61Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 15, 2013, 7:32 pm

Dragons are never always necessary, in particular for the huff deprived. Huff deprivation is a serious problem.

62Shushelle
Avr 16, 2013, 11:37 pm

Extremely serious.

64SylviaC
Avr 17, 2013, 8:05 am

So is the huffin puffin', or is the puffin huffin'?

65Marissa_Doyle
Avr 17, 2013, 10:04 am

Depends on what you set the treadmill at.

66Shushelle
Avr 17, 2013, 10:20 am

It is a 1 to 1 ratio. One huffin to one puffin. That was in 1954, though. The data is most likely a skewed distribution of huffs in our current time.

67Murphy-Jacobs
Avr 17, 2013, 11:50 am

I think we might have an excess of huffs in 2013, while puffins are on the decrease.

We need more pancakes.

http://www.puffinpalooza.com/there-once-was-a-puffin/

68Jenni_Canuck
Avr 18, 2013, 10:11 am

It's time to consult with the mayor of Living Island.

69mrgrooism
Août 6, 2015, 7:21 am

Wow, it's taken ALL THIS TIME to shake Witchiepoo from our trail, thank REDACTED for the scones, cupcakes, and exploding bundt cake (yes, especially the exploding bundt cake, well done there!).

The mayor, the boy and that damned wind instrument are back where they belong, and that multiversal portal has been sealed, again.

Those of you taking part in Operations, SHHHHH! But thanks!

70suitable1
Août 6, 2015, 9:16 am

will the medals be awarded at the next annual monthly meeting?

71jillmwo
Août 6, 2015, 3:12 pm

Sorry, no medals for closing the multiversal portal in 2015. (Had you done it properly the first time, the whole situation with the @#$% wind instruments would likely never have arisen....)

72suitable1
Août 6, 2015, 3:49 pm

I blame the minions.

73torontoc
Août 12, 2015, 12:31 pm

Did we miss the summer solstice again? where were the squirrels?

74PhaedraB
Août 12, 2015, 12:37 pm

The coming Equinox may balance things out.

75jillmwo
Août 13, 2015, 2:38 pm

Have you prepared for it?

76PhaedraB
Août 13, 2015, 3:00 pm

I wanted to practice on the see-saws, but the squirrels were hogging them.

77jillmwo
Modifié : Août 13, 2015, 4:46 pm

Those are the OVERLORDS. Overlords by definition do not "hog" anything. They are merely exercising the rights of privilege. (But did you try to distract them with the scones? Sometimes they'll get off the swings for good noms.)

78PhaedraB
Août 13, 2015, 5:34 pm

Too hot to bake. Maybe I need to move farther north.

79mrgrooism
Août 14, 2015, 7:23 am

Well, I do have to say that that was the best premonthly annual meeting I've ever had the pleasure to miss! Can't wait for the next one, same time, next reality!

Cucumbers.

Cucumbers were the key. Sadly, the lock was made of acorns and, well, you can only just imagine, due to the relative lack of reality involved and the ummmm zealousness of the squirrels.

80hfglen
Août 14, 2015, 8:58 am

Try feeding the squirrels nutmegs, perhaps?

81mrgrooism
Août 15, 2015, 4:32 am

That's just what they want us to do!!!

So, okay then!

82MerryMary
Août 16, 2015, 12:48 am

I had cucumber-lemonade today. Tasty.

83mrgrooism
Août 21, 2015, 1:38 am

>82 MerryMary: Sounds interesting! How was it made. Errr, umm, I mean, What is the Secret Formula?

84MerryMary
Août 21, 2015, 4:44 am

No idea. Seemed to be regular lemonade with floating cucumber slices. But it tasted way too good to be that simple. I fear some sort of magic was afoot. I shall endeavor to obtain the particulars from the resident alchemist. (aka my cousin Debra)