MembreFry-Street

Libraries are like fingerprints -- no two are alike. I have carefully curated mine to be a cut above whoever has the second best one.

I am an avid collector of socks, usually in sets of 6 to 12, which I wear daily on my feet until they develop holes, at which point I decorate them as toothpaste cozies and start checking the papers for when the next sock convention will be coming through town. I currently have an astonishing collection of 51 socks. Mostly white tube socks of varying lengths, thicknesses, and shades of white. Unless you count the one I'm wearing now, which would bring the grand total to 52. But you have to remember, I've been doing this for quite some time.

I have a typewriter for sale. Many of the letters are missing, so you'll just have to create and learn your own special language in order to use it effectively.

I'm recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors, although I'm not quite sure what for.