"There's never been a better quote book for only three bucks." --Uncle John In the 26-year history of the Bathroom Readers' Institute, we have collected tens of thousands of the world's most memorable quotations. In this e-book, you'll find the very best of them (along with some newly-discovered utterances). From the profound to the sublime, from the witty to the stupid, after reading Mouthing Off, you'll never be at a loss for words again! Some highlights:   * Surprisingly wise celebrities, cocky rock stars, and dumb jocks * When commentators misspeak, and other foot-in-mouth moments * What Mark Twain didn't say * Hollywood's all-time weirdest acceptance speeches * Talk show guests deemed too mouthy for TV * Wacky 911 calls and court transcripts * Ancient quotes that still resonate today * Modern pearls of wisdom, including actor (and racing enthusiast) Paul Newman's observation: "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." And much, much more!