Ever have a character talk directly to you? This one will. Charlie Reed: I want to hit him or kiss him and neither is appropriate. After all, I'm his boss. Between you and me.... I've got quite a few things I'd like to order this cocky genius to do. But my grandpa didn't raise no fools. Ethan Cocker: You want to know a secret? I know you're hearing this, that's how smart I am. I've been hired to save Wyntech Industries from a hacker. But I don't need the money. Unless it's to throw from my private jet as confetti. I'm doing this job only for the fun of it. Until I lock eyes with a redheaded princess who treats me like a pauper. See I thought Charlie Reed, CEO of Wyntech, would be a man. So she doesn't like me much. You want to help me change that? In the vein of Deadpool and Ferris Bueller, the only novel in this series where the lead character talks directly to you.