It's all hush-hush. But if you're a member of S5 you already know the rules. Just use movie quotes instead of song lyrics. Get it? Got it. Good.

Feel lucky?
Go ahead. Make my day.

Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon, and for the rest of your life.

God Bless us, every one!

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.

That's so fetch!

You sit on a throne of lies!

Houston, we have a problem.

Troll! In the dungeons!

This can't be happening man, this can't be happening.

*slaps face*
*slaps face again*
Snap out of it!

Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?

I know you are, but what am I? :oP~~~~

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much!

I'll think about it tommorrow

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

Kiss me Kate!

Come Josephine to my flying machine...

There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!

I have had it with these @#$%$#&! snakes on this @#$%$#&! plane!

Surely you're not serious!
I am serious, and don't call me shirley

Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! (Pulls off wig) I'm a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!

edited because I was asleep and used brackets instead of parentheses

Message modifié par son auteur, Déc 22, 2009, 3:39pm.

You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

But look what happened to the cook!!!

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a d***!

Yippee ki yay, mother (bleep)! (dubbed on TV)

Yeeeeeee Haw! (Nuclear bomb explodes)

Shaken, not stirred.

Mush! Mush! Here like this!

I'll stop a car and I won't use my thumb!

She has Laaarge tracks of land!

(I think it's "huge... tracts of land")

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Heeere's Johnny!

Santy Claus why? Why are you taking our christmas tree? Why?

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

Death is the only adventure I haven't had.

To live . . . to live will be an awfully big adventure.

I'm king of the world!

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

(eerie. I just pulled out that movie to watch!)

Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

Alright, I'm not a long neck, I'm a bigmouth, but I am all alone, I am.

I've got a big head and little arms -- I don't think this was very well-thought-out.

Did the word THINK escape your lips?

You'll shoot your eye out,kid!

Everyday is fresh with no mistakes in it.

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Do you really believe that you're Santa Claus?

In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies.

If you wish to see a film about a happy little elf, I'm sure there is still plenty of seating in theatre number two.

Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off. You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.

He's an angry elf.

I shall call him, "Mini Me."

Any fool who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly thru his heart!

I'm not scared of you.

I'll be back.

I'll be peace.

I bring you peace.

peace on earth, goodwill to man!

May the force be with you!

I am you father!

You ain't nothin but a sister!

sister, won't you come on down

You left just when you were becoming interesting!

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up!

I vant to be alone.

I cannot change! I cannot! It's not that I'm impenitent, it's just... Wouldn't it be better if I just went home to bed?

If Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.

Screw your courage to the sticking place

Oh, scared huh? Afraid, huh? How long can you stay fresh in that can?

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Children of the night....Shut up!

The devil went down to Georgia

(Edit: Ack! I forgot which thread I was on! Oh, well. . . .)

Message modifié par son auteur, Déc 29, 2009, 2:16pm.

You're trying to trick me into giving something away. It won't work...

You fool!... ..."Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!

Oh no, it wasn't airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

I think I'm a sofa…

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

I don't need your pity!

I coulda been a contender!

My boxing record wasn't too bad: 4 - 5. No, not 4 wins and 5 losses: 4 losses and 5 times I didn't show up.

Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe. Very important.

Just keep swimming!

Go into the light!

"I love you."
"Ditto."

-Do you love her?
-YES! But don't hold that against me, I'm a little screwy myself!

"I love you."
"I know."

Hey! He said my thing that I say!

"Mufasa!"
"Do it again!"
"Mufasa!"

And I cayn't stand 'im.

(#89:One of my all time favorite "I love you" lines, exlib!)

If you canʻt stand the heat, get out of the kitchen .

This hollandaise smells like burnt rubber.

My first day as a woman and I'm already having hot flashes.

You donʻt fully qualify as either a man or a woman.

(Tu autem, pro portione, neque vir
neque femina es)

Message modifié par son auteur, Déc 31, 2009, 4:25pm.

(Thereʻs apparently no rule that you give the source of the quotation, but is there a rule AGAINST
giving it?)

Message modifié par son auteur, Déc 31, 2009, 4:34pm.

The sources, just for fun of my last 3 posts:

83 Bob Hope

93 Harry Truman

95 Terence (P.Terentius Afer)

#96 -- I always think it's a little more fun if you don't. :-) Citations tend to break up the "conversation" a bit.

"What in the world can that be?!?!?!"

Message modifié par son auteur, Déc 31, 2009, 4:50pm.

A greasy pork sandwich in a dirty ashtray

You ate my sandwich??!! My SANDWICH?? MY SANDWICH??!!

You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.

We'll just have to bury the body in the desert somewhere.

We're trying to find out who killed him, and where, and with what!

Message modifié par son auteur, Déc 31, 2009, 5:51pm.

Communism is just a Red Herring...

We're going to need a bigger boat...

I was going to post that, but I am thinking of swimming today and didn't want to jinx myself.

Lightening never strikes twice.

"I've just had an apostrophe."
"I think you mean an epiphany."
"Lightning has just struck my brain."
"That must hurt."

Give my creation LIFE!!!!

Don't talk to me about life.

Books are not Real Life, but then, what IS?

"A little more fun if you
donʻt (give the source)..." #98

OK

Message modifié par son auteur, Jan 1, 2010, 12:14am.

What is real?

Why oh WHY didn't I take the blue pill?

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

You haven't heard Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon.

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!

Hell is other people.

The mind is its own place, and...
Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.

It's all in the mind.

Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.

Krakhozia is my home. I am not afraid from my home.

Home is where,
When you HAVe to go there,
They HAVE to let you in.

There's no place like home.

Go home ball! Don't you want to go to your home!?

O, brandy, leave me alone:
Canʻt you see that I want to go home?

(I donʻt b t w understand what "ball" means in the context of 124, still less can I imagine who is being quoted.)

(#125: Obviously you're not an Adam Sandler fan then.)

on #126:
No Iʻm not -- am I missing anything?

foozeball is the devil!

"For frittering and foozeling, I give you the
Boston Braves (of the 1948 world Series). "

Today (today...today...) I consider myself (myself...myself...) the luckiest man (man..man...) on the face of the earth (earth...earth...)

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!

I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog too!

You can really understand me? Can I have a cookie? No wait, ten cookies? No, can I have twenty cookies?

The kind of breakdown youʻve had can be caused by refusing a "Cookie".

if you give a mouse a cookie.....

You wanna make the elephant fly, don't ya?

Yeah .. .... WHEN pigs fly! (emphasis added)

That's all of Tara you'll ever get!

Get out! GET OUT!

Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.

I've had 'em since he was an egg

All Quiet on the Western Front....

Shhh....be vewy vewy quiet...I'm wabbit hunting

ok, not a movie, but the commericial is cwacking me up...

(*snort* No problem. As you see, we play fast and loose with the rules..erm, guidelines!)

Oh be quiet, you silly man!

Quiet, please.
Shut it!
Thanks.

(I watched this movie the other day)

Go to your happy place!

Here I stand! I cannot do otherwise!

I'm the king of the world!

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

Watch out for that first step; it's a doozy!

...gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.

One authorʻs quest for the acclaim (?!)
he deserves (punctuation added)

At last, I can stop suffering and write that symphony!

Oooh, donʻt it SEEM FUNNY?! He wants a
"Seem- phony"!

* I changed the T. Mann-derived post of 155 to this
one which is Anthony Burgess-derived; the Mann "quote" was probably not a quote but more a paraphrase.

Surely you can't be serious!

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.

Is that all it does, is smell?

Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.

Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

Alcatraz was built to keep all the rotten eggs in one basket, and I was specially chosen to make sure that the stink from the basket does not escape.

The "Harding Gang" stink is still on me.

Pee-yousa!

Listen! Do you smell something?

I smell *sniff sniff* I smell *sniff sniff* hmmm I smell Ducky.

"Ducky" Medwick is still dangerous with the mace*

*mace: 1940s newspaper headline language for "bat".

Ode to a Bandit:
His clothes are bold,
his mind uncanny,
Give him your gold,
Or he'll whip your fanny!

"En de lestes ho Barabbas/ Now, Barabbas was
a bandit."

Well, Jack, good news. I think we can rule out demonic possession among your ailments.

okay, whats the bad news?

"... just use movie quotes instead of song lyrics. Get it? Got it. Good." (#1)

I just noticed that i have been breaking the rules -- getting my quotations from anywhere at all, not from movies. Though I have been seeing movies off and on (especially off) for some 7 decades, I donʻt have much of a supply of memorable lines. I do recognize the source of the quote in Message #1.
Two of my quotes did happen to come from movies (125 and 164), though I donʻt remember the title of 125; it was probably of about 1939.

The sources of the others:
170: New Testament, John 18:40

168: an ephemeral Boston Braves baseball publication in 1945.

164 State of the Union
(the movie version, 1948; the line was spoke by a crafty politician (Adolphe Menjou).

156: a music store clerk in Burgessʻs
A Clockwork Orange, the book version

153: (I donʻt remember the source!)

148: Martin Luther

137: by too many to enumerate; no doubt has been in movies, too.

134: an unidentified assistant computer repair consultant in Honolulu, recently.

129: Dave Eagan, sportswriter in the Boston record-American, 1948.

122: "Warren", the anti-hero of Frostʻs "The death of the Hired Man."

118: Satan, in Miltonʻs Paradise Lost

110: Marvin Mudrick (a book title)

I identified previous ones in #97.

As you can see, I draw strictly on only the finest of literary masterpieces for my quotations!

I just pulled a soldier demon out of a little girl. Looked like it was trying to come through. Yeah, I know how it sounds.

This is WAR, Peacock!

"You canʻt fight in here: This is the WAR room!"

Only an idiot could have won this war, and he did.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

I challenge you to a battle of wits!

To the death? I accept!

I'm not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers.

Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want.

Run away! Run away!

Run, Forrest, run!

'Tis only a flesh wound!

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day!

What about second breakfast?

I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C

(Damn) that "monkey music!!"* Iʻve got (pointing to his head) a metal plate inside there, big as your brains, maybe bigger!

*the characterʻs (William Bendix) slang for the ordinary juke box pop music of the 1940s

Chilled monkey brains! My favorite!

Oh! No thanks, I had bugs for breakfast

Slimy, yet satisfying.

It's not slime! It's mucous!

He slimed me...

Alright, happy campers! Rise and shine, and get your booties on because it's cold out there today!

It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?

Not hardly.

And the next morning, when the campers woke up, all of their old noses had grown back.

Are they made of real girl scouts?

Mmm... yes.

My preciousssss....

Keep your taters, precious!

Gimme some of your tots!

Message modifié par son auteur, Jan 9, 2010, 4:42pm.

Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

You really have been where no man has been before.

Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!

Lets get outta here, like, now!

Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fly you fools!

Jump!

What!!

Jump now!!!

What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway.

Whatever you do, never ever feed them after midnight.

Ze children of ze night, vhat music zey make!

Help me make the music of the night.

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

*gasp* No one has added anything? Let me try again...

No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for.

You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training

We have the technology. We can rebuild him

Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.

just keep swimming

Do you hear that, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise no harm will come to you. I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.

Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor.

Because its their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, its our time. Its our time down here.

Next... time... to... fly...

You don't FLY a jet, you more WEAR it.

Lt. Lake, you're almost out of uniform

Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans. Look, if you don't want me in your Army, kick me out, but get off my back.

and don't call me shirley

The name is Bond. James Bond.

Come with me if you want to live.

I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!

Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning.

I saw...I saw a city in the clouds!

For a while there I thought we were in trouble.

I laugh in the face of trouble HAHAHA!

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye Seattle!

Dude, there are strange things afoot in the Circle K!

Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them doggies rollin', man my ass is swollen, Rawhide!
Round em up, ride em in, get em up, get em dressed, comb their hair, brush their teeth, Rawhide!
Tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, slap my thighs - with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!

We got both kinds of music - country AND western!

Play it Sam!

That's right all you woodchuck-chuckers. It's Groundhog day!

He's Hitler with a tail! The Omen with whiskers!

There's no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. He's got to be stopped. And I've got to stop him.

come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

I soiled my armor I was so scared!

The steel beast is dead, peasants! I set you all free!

Bring out your dead!

I'm not dead yet.

You're not fooling anyone, you know that.

All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!

You only say that because no one ever has.

I'm invincible!

Inconceivable!

(wipes computer screen down due to the spit from the last qoute)

It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

He was a bear of very little brain.

Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?

Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing!

They SEE me sing, more than they HEAR me.

You dance the waltz like an elephant in a snowdrift!

YOU MESSED UP MY GROOVE!

(I thought that line was you threw off my groove) Oh well no matter, onward:

Are you mental?

So we are all here (at a mental hospital patients' meeting). The question is: Are we "all there" ?

There's only us, there's only this. . . .

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

So why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something?

Who was that masked man?

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

You are a TOY!

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

Remember, Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

always let your conscience be your guide

We'll need to get him drunk... really, really drunk.

I'll have a shirley temple

We serve hard drinks for guys that want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere."

Pay AS ya GO, pal!

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything....except this.

Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

That's a lot of fish.

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.

There's coral, there's rocks, there's whale poop, and then there's you.

Don't be such a guppy.

We're gonna race. First one out of the jellyfish wins.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

When you're flyin' by the seat of your pants, nothin' sounds more official than *Plan B*

Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead.

You must not read from the book!

When I was your age, TV was called books.

1) what have you been doing?
2) Watchin television...in color!

Big beautiful set like that? You want something'll put you right in the show.

They're watching wrestling on Television ---!!? ---
but --- they GOT no television?!!

Hey, can I ask you a question?
Sure.
How come I'm still in black and white?

Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.

Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up.

I don't know if you've noticed, but he's not exactly working on all thrusters.

ha, ...made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. ...

I like this ship! It's very excitin'!

Not my ship, sister!

The book (and/or movie) is Speed?

(#304: ??? We are simply creating a conversation with quotes. Very random!)

Stop blowing holes in my ship!

On #304:

Sorry, I had this mixed up with another thread
(Plot Summaries); no such quote as what I said in 304.

(Playing on 303):

> (Sarcastically) "Lady Betty!" This is still MY
ship, no matter what name is painted on her.

This ship is England. So it's every hand to his rope or gun. Quick's the word and sharp's the action.

A short drop and a sudden stop?

Through the one-way door.

Knock and the door will open...

Put...the...candle...back.

would you light my candle

Give me a flash! A flash!

Welcome to earth. *Bam!*

There goes the neighborhood.

No sane person would use seaweed to make a pattern for knitting!

I love muggle knitting patterns

I think we're a bad influence on her.

She needs to get her priorities straight

Mmm... Murdered by pirates. Heart torn out and eaten. Meet Victoria. I can't quite decide which sounds more fun...

Murdered by pirates is good!

Sidney Wang: No pulse, no heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead.

It's funny because the squirrel gets dead!

-You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee?
-I don't drink coffee!

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way!

You can't shoc me; I'm an old sinner.

Nothing shocks me, I'm a scientist.

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

Right over here, behind these goosepimples.

Shake hands with a lemon*

*answer to "You're not yellow, are you?"

You had me at hello.

Say 'hello' to my little friend!

Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape!

Soylent Green is people!

A person's a person, no matter how small!

We (ordinary Cubans) are not as important as the
country, but we count for something.

Message modifié par son auteur, Fév 6, 2010, 12:17am.

Don't cry for me Argentina! The truth is I never left you.

It's no longer a blue world Max! Where shall we go?

Second star to the right, and straight on till morning.

Engage.

I've come to "wife it" wealthily in Padua!

A young girl, transfigured by Italy! And why shouldn't she be transfigured? It happened to the Goths!

Are you sure you really SPEAK ITALIAN? Skip the details, and just ask them where the Krauts are!

Well, I hope he likes spaghetti. They serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons.

Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home.

"We can talk about normal til the cows come home."

"What's normal?"

"What's home?"

"What are cows?"

"Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?"
"Then you won't be angry?"
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby Someone."
"Abby Someone. Abby who?"
"Abby Normal."
"Abby Normal?"
"I'm almost sure that was the name."

Um...I got turned into a cow. Can I go home?

Rule One: No mineral or vegetable, only animals. Rule Two: No make-believe things like, ooh, pink dragons and stuff. Now, Rule Three: No disappearing.

We know you're here little buddy, and that you're all alone!

We know you're here, poppet. . . .

I'll get you, my pretty!

And your little dog, too!

“Dogs are the best. Every time you come home, they act like they haven't seen you in a year.”

What a dog!

Dude!

Orange Mocha Frappaccino!

I've got a bad feeling about this...

"Dip dem to cure bahd FEEEE-ling!" *

*from a Jamaican folk song, ca. 1955

Oh no, not the DIP!!!!!

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

Everything is just fine. By the way, can anyone here fly an airplane?

everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

"I'm king of the world!"

it was a boring conversation anyway

The fall alone will probably kill you.

THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!

Inconceivable

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

-Do you expect me to talk?

-No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.

Stop Saying That!

Don't say that! Never say that! Goonies never say die!

NEV-AH say "nevah" !

We are the knights who say "Ni!"

Say it ain't so!

I may not have a brain, but gentlemen, I have an idea.

If I only had a brain . . .

Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.

On #351:

I never knew there was a movie of {the Metamorphoses of Ovid.

(#382: That was a line from The Emperor's New Groove. More of a "bovid" metamorphosis. :oD )

Squirrel!

Moose!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

You fathers will understand. You have a little girl. She looks up to you. You're her oracle. You're her hero. And then the day comes when she gets her first permanent wave and goes to her first real party, and from that day on, you're in a constant state of panic.

I am the Architect...

I am the Ego man, goo goo gajoob.

He's a very clean old man, isn't he?

He's impeccably clean. This man has cleaning products shipped in from Wisconsin.

Oh no! Not the cleaner! Run!

Run Away! Run Away!

Coward, eh? I prefer to think of myself as... Prudent. Cautious. And unlike some people I could mention, STILL UP HERE!

There's always one...

There can be only one!

You're a parselmouth

What did you call me??

Don't call me stupid!

and don't call me Shirley!

You never call, you never write...

I'm coming! That's what I'm here for. That's why you had me, Mama, to save you!

"Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?

We named the dog Indiana.

you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.

With God as my witness, I am that fool!

By Grabthar's hammer . . . by the Sons of Warvan . . . you shall be avenged!

I've got a bad feeling about this...

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all...

Death is the only adventure I haven't had.

They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

I don't like you, either! -- I'll be more careful. -- You'll be DEAD!

I see you have made your decision, now let's see you enforce it.

Anyone can make a mistake -- and YOU made a coupla humdingers!*

*In the film, this was said TO the president who is famous for saying 413 about a decision of Chief Justice Marshall.

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Mister Hart, here is a dime. Take it, call your mother, and tell her there is serious doubt about you ever becoming a lawyer.

You got bullied into that courtroom by the memory of a dead lawyer.

If we are to have faith in justice, we need only to believe in ourselves. And ACT with justice. See, I believe there is justice in our hearts.

David, however, believes in the tooth fairy.

I believe I can fly...AYYYYY!

That wasn't flying. That was falling with style.

Watch that first step - it's a doozey!

a short drop and a sudden stop...

*whistling wind*
Well. This sucks.

Things are about to get better.
And for once in her life, Grandma Georgiana knew exactly what she was talking about.

"High school, those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that.”

Technically, I did not kill Heather Chandler, but hey, who am I trying to kid, right? I just want my high school to be a nicer place. Amen. Did that sound bitchy?

You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?

Better out than in I always say!

Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly . . . stupid.

When Eunice walked in and the drapes caught fire, everything burned. They asked me to leave. I really don't blame them.

God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.

I don't get it. First they steal the body and leave the clothes, then they take the clothes and bring the body back. Who would do a thing like that?

'twas a rabbit I saw.

You tit. I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Rules of Chivalry be hanged! Ravenhurst, take that nincompoop, and knight that nincompoop by noon tomorrow!

DEEM ye him worthy of noble KNIGHThood!??
-- YEA, verily, YEA !!!

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it

There are too many notes.

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